Matt's World Of Swimming
   
About Me
 
Name: Matt Semishko
DOB: 2/23/82
Place of birth: Holland, MI...This city has to be the most boring city in the USA.
My favorite thing is my 1987 blue renault with red tilt back seats.

 
Stuff I Like
swimming, water polo, and track. In the summer I lifeguard at a beach which is the best job I've ever had.
I've been swimming for 9 years. I swim the 100fly, 50,100,200free, and the 200IM. I swim all of those in both yards and meters. I now go a 1:00.27 100fly. I almost broke 1:00 and I was so mad cause I didn't. Oh well...I'll do it this summer. A stupid freshman beat me, he went a high :59 I won't say any names, but if you swim with me you know who that stupid freshman is.
If you're going to go to a swim camp then go to UofM's. It is the best camp that there could be!

Water polo is the best sport there is next to swimming so here's a water poem that I thought you might enjoy.

WATER POLO

By John Greenloaf of James Madison University

H2O Polo is as good as it gets.
Ask someone who plays,
They'll have no regrets.
"I scored," they will say
Or, "I drove hard in the hole!"
Whatever they say,
They have acheived their goal.
The sport is coed
And this makes it more fun.
You can score a quick goal
While you are getting some.
For guys it is great
It is fun and quite kinky.
You can drive to the hole
Whily she is fondling your dinky.
For girls it is fun too
As you aim for the goal
While someone down under
Is setting your hole.
It's a violent sport
And this is a plus
For nobody cares
If you scream and you cuss.
If someone hits you,
Then you hit them back.
Don't let them think that
You're cutting them slack.
Beat them real good
'Till their face looks like &*%$!
But do it discretely
So the ref can't see it.
Polo is amazing
For when it is defined
It is the only sport
With sex and violence combined.
There is nothing like it
When you hear the the smack
Of the ball hitting canvas
Behind a goalie's back.
Come watch a game
You'll want to play.
And if you don't want to
Then you are an assholo.
For everyone knows
That the ultimate is polo!

I got that poem from another site so please go visit it.
http://funnelweb.utcc.utk.edu/~less/swim/swim.html


I met this girl at swim camp and she AWESOME!!!!
Go take a look at her page. Tell her that matt sent you.

http://www.expage.com/page/keer01

 
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